Sh*t My Kid Says

My oldest is that funny stage when he innocently delivers random hysterical statements. Here are some of my favorites.

1. Look at that cool poop.
2. Listen to my words. I very serious and angry at you. It is not bedtime. I have work to do. Angry Birds. Trains. Maybe some You Tube movies and ice cream.
3. Your butt is bigger than my butt. Very much bigger!
4. I watch you go potty?
5. I have one hundred girlfriends. And boys too.

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